whatever forever

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name: olivia
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal): 
    pastel fox
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): 
    bleau partridge 
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): moobl..
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): grey candle
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): black pup

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Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.


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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0


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